
How's your life? Do you have a family? Do you love the lord? Do you attend a church? Do you like to have downtime in the off-season?
If you answered yes to any of these questions then you are not the right candidate for the Alabama job. Alabama needs a coach with no life who can service the needs of an ever increasingly myopic fan base. My suggestion read Mary Shelley's Frankenstein then dig up Bear, Vince, Amos Alonzo Stagg, Knute, and Papa Bear. Perhaps I can offer a less morbid suggestion but not as quick of a fix; clone The Bear it will take about 25 to 30 years to get your man but after that you'll have at least 4 decades of good football.
Please realize that this is the 21st century and coaches "GOOD COACHES" have lives let them live.
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