D-Hall is Garbage

In an age of bigger mouths and smaller talent, I present DeAngelo Hall the self appointed shut-down corner back for the Atlanta Falcons. I hear the D-Hall apologist say that it's the scheme that he doesn't have safety help over the top that he doesn't have the help of a pass rush.

While all these could be valid concerns for an average cornerback for D-Hall the self appointed King of Corners the man who has the unmitigated gull to wear number 21 Deion Sanders number. I hate to use this old saying but D-Hall couldn't hold Deion Sanders jock strap. Again just like T.O. ; please D-Hall SHUT UP and play your game. The more you talk the more we pay attention and the more we see your deficiencies.

Who's Crazy Enough To Coach At Alabama

How's your life? Do you have a family? Do you love the lord? Do you attend a church? Do you like to have downtime in the off-season?

If you answered yes to any of these questions then you are not the right candidate for the Alabama job. Alabama needs a coach with no life who can service the needs of an ever increasingly myopic fan base. My suggestion read Mary Shelley's Frankenstein then dig up Bear, Vince, Amos Alonzo Stagg, Knute, and Papa Bear. Perhaps I can offer a less morbid suggestion but not as quick of a fix; clone The Bear it will take about 25 to 30 years to get your man but after that you'll have at least 4 decades of good football.

Please realize that this is the 21st century and coaches "GOOD COACHES" have lives let them live.

T.O. "Please Shut Up And Play The Game !"

Last night on ESPN's Sunday Conversation T.O. talked about not being motivated. WHAT THE @#$% IS HE TALKING ABOUT!!! He is blessed with limitless physical talent but he has the mental toughness of a 5 year old girl.

In the old NFL he would have been DEAD or at least curled up in the fetal position like the baby he is. My recommendations to T.O. - play the game and help your team, maybe catch the passes that are thrown to you, perhaps you could run your routes hard every single time to help your teammates get good looks as well, but whatever you do SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND JUST PLAY THE GAME!!!